Alex. 22. NHTX ✌ Bisexual👥 My passions include art 🎨 tattoos 💉 drugs👽 and Tumbling 💻
favorite spongebob quotes from every episode before the movie: 2/?
The fucking bark
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when you open a new tab and can’t remember why
when you close it and then remember why you opened it
when your son tricks you into driving him to a PowerLine Concert instead of a fishing trip
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One of the greatest scenes in television history by one of the greatest shows in television history.
I want to be Louise when I grow up
The writing in this show is so flawless
the “dont tell me to shut up” part has me in stitches all the time
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Date a boy who calls you at 4 in the morning just to hear your voice
Bitch better not
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I want my husband to have this accent
alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient
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